December 29, 2008
It’s Friday December 19th at 4:50 AM. I was leaving to go to work and had to take my car. It was 5 degrees out and when I unlocked my car door it was frozen shut. So I ran into my house and got a crowbar to pry the door open. (it seemed like a good idea at the time) I was wearing a heavy winter coat over a sweatshirt with a ski mask and gloves on as seen in the pic below.
Here’s the scene of the crime
While I’m in the middle of this mess about 3 cars drive by, 1 stopped right next to me, and I turned around with the crowbar in my hand and they drove off. (good idea)
At least I didn’t get arrested for breaking into my own car.
Filed by porknbomb at December 29th, 2008 under Photo, Stories
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December 22, 2008
Advertising on 40’s? GTFO!!!
Filed by porknbomb at December 22nd, 2008 under drinking
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When I gamble and play dice at work (thats right at work for big bucks) my nickname somehow became the baconator so I felt compelled to make a t-shirt
[Click to make big]
Thats right, it’s the Wendy’s Baconator that I Photoshopped with dice comming out. Very Powerful Shirt!!!
Filed by porknbomb at December 22nd, 2008 under Stories, Uncategorized
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Here are some silver peanuts
Filed by porknbomb at December 22nd, 2008 under Photo, Stories
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This was my birthday cake>>>
Thats right; thats a pepperoni pizza hot pocket!!!
Filed by porknbomb at December 22nd, 2008 under General Site News, Pepperoni
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Monster Energy Drinks + Bacon = Heart Attack
Filed by porknbomb at December 22nd, 2008 under Energy Drinks
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December 19, 2008
I spotted a Zima truck under the BQE by Metropolitan Ave. the other day. I yelled obsenities at the truck (yes at the truck, no one was there.)
I haven’t seen Zima since I was at a Shoprite and there were a couple of Juice-head Guidos making fun of me cause I was dressed like a bum (like I always do) and they were all wearing their fancy expensive clothes with there killer tans in the middle of the winter. And they bought 2 6-packs of zima for themselves and I had 3 18-packs of budweizer for a party. They were all looking at me when I looked at them, looked at their Zima’s then looked back at them, smirked, and giggled at them. They knew what I was laughing at. They were all show and no go. They all just looked away and tried to act tough to each other. Then they went, got rotten off of some Zima and sucked each others cocks (thats what I think anyway)
Anyway Zima sucks.
Filed by porknbomb at December 19th, 2008 under Photo, Stories, drinking
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